Kids these days have it sooooo easy. DVR...internet...computers...GPS...TV's everywhere...digital gadgetry...facebook...PS3, Xbox 360, Wii. Do kids even know what a Dewey Decimal System is? What about what VHS stands for...or even what they look like? Would they know how to make a wood fort? What is this world coming too?
Commercial came on the tv the other night. Phoenix looks at me then looks at the remote and points at it saying "push the button, push the button, push the button, push the button, AAAHHHH!!!!". I think we need to work on patience...to bad I don't have the patience for it.
Trying out moisture alert diapers on rogue...they get cold when you pee in them. - Ro - "Ahhh cold" Meg - "what's wrong?" Ro - "change my butt!!!" Meg - "see you need to go on the potty." Ro - "It's cold CHANGE my BUTT!!!" Meg - "fine."
Yesterday morning I walked over to my fridge to grab waffles for the girls breakfast...to my surprise they were all thaw. What the crap this is a brand new fridge...we just purchased about 2 months ago, since our last one died. I then opened the fridge to find the little turds turned the fridge dial to OFF...well our fridge was off for about 15 hours. This sucks...grocery time.
Why aren't kids born saying "Yes ma'am" or "Yes sir"..."As you wish"..."OK". None of those words come spilling from their drooling mouths. You ask them to do something and they say "No"..."Why?"...or simply ignore you. Stubborn lil brats. Aren't kids great.
All humor aside I believe ALL woman and/or girls can benefit from learning Jiu Jitsu. It is a defense fighting where you fight from your back and it doesn't matter the size of your opponent. Think about it...it makes sense for woman to learn this. As soon as the girls are old enough they will be joining a gym with their mother to learn this martial art.
Fast food...a necessary evil when raising kids. We eat fast food...maybe once every two weeks...its a pretty big deal when we get to go. So when it happens I always hope for perfection...in other words I get exactly what I order to perfection. Thankfully our options are limited since I refuse to eat at McDonald's, its been about 15 years since I had McDonald's last. So our fast food of choice is Wendy's. Who likes Wendy's Frosty's? Ooooh oooh I do...!
Heres why I am writing this...We got Wendy's recently and they forgot to give me a spoon. It wasn't that big of an issue seeing as we were heading home to eat the food anyways. I came to this conclusion...I hate using a regular metal spoon. What is it about the plastic spoon you get from Wendy's? It tastes SOOOOO much better. I have no idea the science behind it...but its true. I may be the only one but I doubt it.
Couple things...why do we have so many flipping pillows on our couch? We have a total of 11. And why currently are ZERO of them actually on the couch. They are stretching from one corner of our main floor to the other. The kids are throwing them...the dog is laying on one. What has this world come to? I think I have lost control...it is complete and utter chaos. As I sit typing this my kids are stripping of their clothes and throwing them at me...while they all chant " Stinky, stinky. Stinky, stinky." Well I'll be a monkey's uncle...they SMELL TERRIBLE. Well off to the bath they go. Good thing they know when they smell.